I'm ready for my new family!

Hi, I’m Victor Moo — giant puppy, professional chaos enthusiast, and part-time trampoline disguised as a harlequin Great Dane.

I’m 10 months old, approximately 97% legs, and fully convinced every single person and dog on earth is my best friend. I love everyone immediately and with my whole gigantic heart.

Things I enjoy:

• meeting new people
• meeting old people again like it’s the first time
• happy dancing
• zooming
• launching myself vertically into the air for absolutely no reason
• accidentally knocking you over because I forgot I’m enormous

I have a docked tail, which honestly just means there’s slightly less of me available to cause accidental destruction when I get excited. Unfortunately, the rest of me still exists at full capacity.

Because I’m still a giant baby, I’ll need someone committed to continuing my training and helping me learn better leash manners. Right now, I approach walks with the confidence of a freight train and the decision-making skills of an overexcited toddler.

I’m goofy, lovable, and still very much a puppy trapped inside a supersized body. Personal space is confusing to me because obviously if I love you, I should probably be standing directly on top of you.

What can I say? I’m just a big happy baby looking for people who appreciate enthusiasm, giant cuddles, and occasional surprise body checks from a very affectionate horse-dog.